What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 11:40

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
How does Bollywood influence Indian culture?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?