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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:47
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
The people who are 'allergic' to humans - BBC
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are Best Breakfast Places in Pune?
No way
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Then came..
In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
What are 10 interesting facts about you?
Still no good
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!